imagine my voice saying these words; then take another xanax.

pabst blue ribbon.

i know it got a blue ribbon.  it’s even on the can!  seriously, why would you even drink it from the bottle?  you’re drinking fucking pabst for chrissakes.  but so tasty!

do i like miller high life better? i don’t know! But i love figuring it out.

and what, exactly, is that lady on the moon doing on that can?