imagine my voice saying these words; then take another xanax.

i don’t, you know. care, i mean.

good news!  the party’s over.  but the fun’s just getting started!  yow!

i’m reading richard matheson’s short stories now.  wow.  please do yourself a favor and….wait.  wait just a fucking second.

i hate it when people say “please do yourself a favor.”  it’s pretentious and awful.  like saying “look, i’m begging you to do something i’m also doing, because if you start doing it? then you’ll be cool like me. it’s really a favor i’m doing you.”

so.  point = i like richard matheson.  i want you to like him too.  but if you don’t?  i don’t give a shit, wallow in your meaningless life, see if i care.